Okay folks, it’s shameless self promotion time! W00T!1!11!!!
Well, not exactly self-promotion, more like this-benefits-me-ever-so-slightly-because-it-is-something-that-my-parents-own-and-therefore-helps-earn-extra-income-promotion. It’s pretty cool.

Let’s take it from the top. Thisis my mom. She blogs. Her blog is, according to alexa.com, cooler than mine is. Does this mean she is cooler than I am? No, but it does mean that she has way more time to blog, and has money to spend to promote her blog, whereas I only have a measly 70 cents.
She also owns a stationary company, Zuzus Petals. She also is my mom. Yeah. I’m that awesome.

Anyway, she’s not the topic of this post here. No, the topic is one of the coolest ideas that she has ever had (so far as I know)
I present to you….(drum roll please)….

The staycation shirt!!! w00t w00t!!!
The perfect shirt for those of us who don’t go on giant, amazing, extravagant vacations but chill at home instead.

Take a gander:

Also available in mug, sweater, boxer, thong, button, and dog shirt (and others). Pretty badass. Check it out here please.

Feel free to contact with any requests (there are only like 6 cities out now).
contact email: stacy@zuzuspetalsonline.com

enjoy your staycationing…

Ahh the moustache… so elegant, so beautiful, so moustache-y. Not only is it the ultimate in fashion, it is also the ultimate disguise. Take a look:

Notice how the moustache adds a slight twinkle to my eye and also makes my eyes even more white?* Not only that, but my upper lip is safe from the cold winter airs. Also, I implore you to look at the structure of my face. With the simple addition of a moustache it changes so much that it could fool the government. Like, if I was ever a robber, the police would pass me and say, “Hey Jim, that guy looked like the infamous robber, AJ, but not to worry, he had a totally different facial complexion and a moustache.”
Besides, EVERYONE knows that people with moustaches are the most successful people on earth! Just take a look at this list of famous moustaches:
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