First of all, allow me to appoligize for the recent blogging hiatus, and I hope that this long blog helps make up for it.

I’ve heard that women are the most complicated creatures on the earth, and I’m starting ro see why. This past week was turnabout spirit week, which is code for a week of making ourselves look like fools. And of course, being the young freshman that I am, I decide to partake in the festivities. Sadly I missed the super comphy Tuesday, aka wear-pajamas-and-get-away-with-it-day. Wednesday I partook in “class colour day”, and wore a bitchin pair of red pants… but not jeans, these were legit pants. I will also say that they were not mine, but my 19 year old “sister”’s pants.
I must say that having girl pants sucks. You guys have tiny pockets! Where am I going to put my hands/crap I need throughout the day? How do I act nonchalant? What jerk designed the backwards zipper? I AM NOT A LEFTY!!! Zipper flaps open to the right, and it is impossible to know when to XYZ, if you know what I mean…
I suppose the moral of the story is: don’t be a crossdresser unless you hate pockets or you are a girl.